from my otter website www.iamotter.co.uk
"Today I want to tell you about baths. The reason for  this is that baths are fantastic! Not all people have baths (some have  showers), so I should quickly explain what a bath is. Me and Teddy find a  good way to understand baths is to think of them like a small swimming  pool, or a large sink. If you need any more help you could go to your  local DIY store and ask them to explain how baths work (Otter Keeper had  to ask about different types of paint for the shed the other week and  the man was very helpful – we liked him)
Bathtimes are not an everyday thing (like dinnertime or brushing your teeth) – but you do often have more than one a week. Sometimes if you get  dirty you HAVE to have a bath (even if you’ve only just had one). Me and  Teddy get dirty quite a bit… but as I point out to Otter Keeper, me and  Teddy are much closer to the ground than he is… so staying clean is  much more of a challenge for us.
Like most fun things, baths do have rules. Like  don’t get soap in your eyes or don’t splash too much water out of the  bath (bath water should stay in the bath where it belongs and not be  splashed over the side – Otter Keeper is very strict on this rule)
One of the most annoying rules is bubble bath limits. Yes that’s right, Otter Keeper actually puts a limit on the amount of  bubble bath allowed in any one bath and unfortunately this has a direct  impact on mine and Teddy’s bubble making efforts. We used to play a  particularly good game called ‘bubble factory’ where me and Teddy would  produce bubbles .. but with Otter Keeper actively cutting our supply  chain, this game now has its limitations.
But anyway, this isn’t as bad as it sounds, as there are so many other things to do in the bath,  like play with bath toys. Bath toys are a special type of toy that  you’re only really are meant to play with whilst in the bath (Otter  Keeper’s mobile phone is NOT a bath toy .. but that’s another story – it  was Teddy’s fault and we don’t talk about it)
Bath toys are great and help maximise bathtime fun. Me and Teddy have been trying to work out the best ratio of bath toys to  have in the bath at any one time – it’s possible to have too many you  see. If anyone wants to know, the facts are that for every 1 Otter in a  bath there should be exactly 34.5 bath toys. You can use this as a  starting point to improve your own bath space to toy ratio, we hope it  helps
I had better go now. yesterday me and Teddy noticed the ‘bath butter’.. we have an important toast experiment we need to try.

from my otter website www.iamotter.co.uk

from my otter website www.iamotter.co.uk

"Today I want to tell you about baths. The reason for this is that baths are fantastic! Not all people have baths (some have showers), so I should quickly explain what a bath is. Me and Teddy find a good way to understand baths is to think of them like a small swimming pool, or a large sink. If you need any more help you could go to your local DIY store and ask them to explain how baths work (Otter Keeper had to ask about different types of paint for the shed the other week and the man was very helpful – we liked him)

Bathtimes are not an everyday thing (like dinnertime or brushing your teeth) – but you do often have more than one a week. Sometimes if you get dirty you HAVE to have a bath (even if you’ve only just had one). Me and Teddy get dirty quite a bit… but as I point out to Otter Keeper, me and Teddy are much closer to the ground than he is… so staying clean is much more of a challenge for us.

Like most fun things, baths do have rules. Like don’t get soap in your eyes or don’t splash too much water out of the bath (bath water should stay in the bath where it belongs and not be splashed over the side – Otter Keeper is very strict on this rule)

One of the most annoying rules is bubble bath limits. Yes that’s right, Otter Keeper actually puts a limit on the amount of bubble bath allowed in any one bath and unfortunately this has a direct impact on mine and Teddy’s bubble making efforts. We used to play a particularly good game called ‘bubble factory’ where me and Teddy would produce bubbles .. but with Otter Keeper actively cutting our supply chain, this game now has its limitations.

But anyway, this isn’t as bad as it sounds, as there are so many other things to do in the bath, like play with bath toys. Bath toys are a special type of toy that you’re only really are meant to play with whilst in the bath (Otter Keeper’s mobile phone is NOT a bath toy .. but that’s another story – it was Teddy’s fault and we don’t talk about it)

Bath toys are great and help maximise bathtime fun. Me and Teddy have been trying to work out the best ratio of bath toys to have in the bath at any one time – it’s possible to have too many you see. If anyone wants to know, the facts are that for every 1 Otter in a bath there should be exactly 34.5 bath toys. You can use this as a starting point to improve your own bath space to toy ratio, we hope it helps

I had better go now. yesterday me and Teddy noticed the ‘bath butter’.. we have an important toast experiment we need to try.

from my otter website www.iamotter.co.uk

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    This is so lovely! :3 Check his website out!
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